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FREE Skit of the Month!

Each month we will feature a skit from our favorite book

Clown Skits & More...

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Here's the skit for this month:


Stagecoach

PROPS:

  • Two Chairs

ACTION:

Driver makes it known that he is driving a stagecoach to Dodge City to drop off a shipment of gold. Two clowns sit side-by-side, bouncing as if on bumpy road. They are riding along on a nice day when, all of a sudden, something goes flying by. Both clowns duck.

Driver: “What was that?”

Passenger: “That was an arrow!” (Both clowns duck again.)

Driver: “Oh, no! Something else came by us! What was that?”

Passenger: “That was another arrow! I see Indians; let’s go faster!”

Driver: “I’m going as fast as I can! How close are they?”

Passenger: “They’re about this big.” (Show about 1 inch.)

Driver: “Hope these horses hold out. How close are they, now?”

Passenger: “They’re about this big.” (Show about 1 foot.)

Driver: “They’re gaining on us! How close are they, now?”

Passenger: “They’re about this big.” (Show about 3 feet.)

Driver: “Shoot ‘em! Shoot ‘em!”

All action stops - Driver looks at Passenger.

Passenger: “I can’t shoot ‘em! I’ve known ‘em since they were this big!” (Show about 1 inch.)

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