Pirates are scary people. They are sailors who are also robbers, dangerous scalawags who takes no heed of others' personal rights. They think only of themselves and you would be wise to steer clear of any you see, whether on land or at sea!
So...
Rogue's Gallery
Pirate Party Music
Bedtime Stories for Pirates
Great Pirate Music
Pirates are...
Scary!
Dangerous!
Aargh! I say pirates are clowns!
Let's look at the evidence...
They wear funny looking costumes, hats and wigs...
They wear make-up...
They attend fun events like birthday parties & parades...
They play with toys and fun 'gadgets'...
...and their logo is the JOLLY Roger!
No doubt about it, I know a clown when I see one!
Check out these clowns - er... pirates,
they are funny!
A pirate went to get his ears pierced yesterday at our local mall, and you wouldn’t believe how much it cost…